They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens!

They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. You hit me with a cricket bat. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff!!!

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

Saving the world with meals on wheels. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.

It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? You hit me with a cricket bat. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?!By Someone Good

Brave heart, Tegan. Dreams are important…never underestimate them. Well, it wouldn’t be cricket.

By Me.

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

1. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
2. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
3. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

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You hit me with a cricket bat.

It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

• It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
• Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.
• I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.

Saving the world with meals on wheels. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish!!!

It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? You hit me with a cricket bat. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

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All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens!

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Saving the world with meals on wheels. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

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I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Saving the world with meals on wheels.

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.